Let's see, where were we? Ahh yes, if only she had been paying closer attention, she would have saved herself quite a bit of trouble. I'm bored with this story actually, I'm going to tell a different one.
Once upon a time there were two girls. They were driving together in a mini van coming back from a successful operative mission to retrieve a chair that one of the girls' mother died in, which had been placed in a garbage pile. The girl in the passenger's seat cried out suddenly, "Wait, stop. Can you...can you just stop right here?" She had seen a kitten running through a parking lot and wanted to prevent it from being hit by another car. The two girls got out of the running van and bounded after the kitten, which went bounding into the night, only to be bounced of the right front tire of a brown el camino. The kitten meowed and cried, so one of the girls picked it up, while the other jumped in the driver's seat to drive them to the vet. The kitten died, scared both girls, and was dropped to the floor of the van after it expelled it's bowels in her lap. The kitten was dead. What now? They drove to the Super 8 motel, the girl who hadn't been holding the cat doned gloves and attempted to pick the kitten up, and place it in a garbage bag. Seventeen minutes later the cat was in the bag. The end.
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you tell the weirdest stories. i think i need to hear the in person version of this though ;)
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